It has been reported to the Citizen-Tribune that the Whitcombs — Shelly and David of Becker — had had their locally-raised pigs escape from their pen and were on the loose in their neighborhood.
Was it maybe another Dork situation where people would post sightings of the porkers running around the communities of Becker?
Nope, that’s a different story.
The Whitcombs were able to lure their litter of swine by tempting them with pizza from their kitchen — AND IT WORKED!
(Let’s hope it wasn’t pepperoni or sausage —ewww!).